The Office (UK)

No, I don't talk about my love life.
For a very good reason.
And the reason is: I don't have one.
Which is good news for the ladies. I suppose.
I'm still available.
I'm a hack of a catch.
'Cause, look at it, I live in Slough, in a lovely house.
With my parents.
I have my own room. Which I have since, yep, since I were born.
That's seen a lot of action I tell you.
Mainly dusting.
I went to university for a year as well, before I dropped out, so I'm a quitter.

So, er, form an orderly queue, ladies.

(The Office -UK- Season 2 - Episode 3)